FI Horror Recaps #66 Scary Movie (2000)

Released in 2000

I don’t know why the hell this movie is funny. It’s so stupid. If you want to know what this movie is about I’ll tell you what it’s about! It’s an hour and a half of making fun of horror movies. You see, it’s stupid! But that doesn’t mean I don’t love it! I LOVE IT! It’s got so many funny gags, and they make fun of how slashers always have the same things in it! And it’s so true! The make fun of Scream, Scream 2, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Halloween, The Shinning, Thinner, The Sixth Sense, The Blair Witch Project, The Matrix, The Usual Suspects, Phycho and Scream 3! Wow! And it combines all the stuff from the movies the do parodies of into one big story! It’s awesome. There are so many funny stuff, It’s an 8.5 out of 10! Dont ask me why!

FI Horror Recaps #65 Candyman

Released in 1992

You see, This movie isn’t so great it’s self. But it’s also not bad at all! Because I love the idea of it! When you turn of the bathroom lights and say Candyman five times the Candyman comes and kills you! That’s awesome! But it’s slow, but good. The start of it’s good, the scene where bees come out of his mouth! (DISCUSTINGLY SCARY) And now in stead of Candyman they call the story ”Scary Teri” which is a lot more lame. I forgot this movie a bit so I forgot some stuff to say about it but I do remember the rating so I’ll say that

It’s a 6 out of 10!

FI Horror Recaps 64 Crawl

Released in 2019

Crawl (2019) - IMDb

This movie was boring. It wasn’t terrible, but was painfully avarege. The first 2 minutes of it is just a girl swimming. This is supposed to set up the movie, when really it’s just too long, boring, dumb, and could have been like 30 seconds. This movie is about a storm and a bunch of crocodiles that are under the house. I must say, the kills are great though! You see people getting eaten alive, People drowning (almost… shh 🤫) and when the girl kills the crocs it’s awesome. One scene one of the crocs bite her hand. It’s hard to explain, but the gun was in her hand, while the crocodile tries to eat her arm and then she just shoots the gun and the croc dies. The first 15-20-25 minutes of this movie sucked. Then when we see the crocodiles for the first time I thought it would kick off and would become good. But then it just became average and they spend the whole movie from there under the house. I love the scene where this guy is stealing from a dairy, but then it floods and he gets eaten by a crocodile! I thought this movie would be great but, It wasnt. But it wasnt horrible, it’s a 4.5 out of 10. The thing that gives it 4.5 is how cool the kills are, the jumpscares, and I will say it’s pretty cool how they spend 80% of the movie under the house, but at the same time, it’s kinda boring