Author: fascinatinginspires

9 out of 10

This is the remake of Child’s Play. Even though it’s super different and it took me a wee bit to get used to the Technology Chucky but I loved it. If you love the Chucky series then GO WATCH THIS MAN! Also I feel sorry for Chucky when they kill him. Hear me out, this Chucky wants to be friends with Andy. And their is a hilarious scene where Chucky comes at Andy and his friends with a knife and goes ‘sup’ B*TCH’ over and over then he slices Andy’s hand and Andy yells at him and Chucky says ‘I thought it would make you happy.’ And then they put him in the room and he’s all sad and goes

‘I’m sorry Andy’ in that sobby voice.

Also I loved the dark killing of this movie too. This movie is so dark even though it’s only got 7 kills. So the worst kill is the man who is dead and they walk past him. Dude that sentence is so boring to read what the heck man. The best kill is the guy who falls off the ladder it also causes one of the funniest momments of the movie

THIS IS FOR 2PAC

and they teach Chucky to say 2PAC. They teach him how to say TOTAL DICK and STEAL SNACKS FROM THE VENDING MACHINE

1984 (Mark L. Lester) 3.5 out of 10

well this movie sucked yeah. For real though why the hell did they make this even Stephen King himself hates it. OK FINE some scenes were good but if you’re getting into horror then you really dont need to care for this one. And also there were some good epic fire kills. Speaking of kills I CAN NOT! count them there are like 110 kills or something. But I’ll say the best kills were at the end with the battle. I dont have much to say about this apart from

BLAH

4.5 out of 10 

I didn’t really like this movie. Some stuff I enjoyed and thought was funny. But loads of it failed. It was cheeseballs! It is now the worst horror movie i’ve seen. Like I don’t even think it should be a horror movie it’s so cringe. 

Quite a lot of kills. 41 kills. My least favourite was the dog poo (yes his name is poo) he gets killed off screen. Stupid. My favourite kill is the dude who gets decapitated. It’s a funny scene. The clown goes on a bike and this dude breaks it trying to be funny when the clown acts sad and goes to space comes back wearing boxer gloves. And he punches the guy decapitating him and his head falls in the rubbish bin. So yeah this movie was okay. I wouldn’t say it was a BAD movie. If you love comedy horror movies like seed of chucky or any crazy comedy freaky movie I suggest you watch this. It’s actually quite funny and good sometimes. But It also got boring. It’s only 80 minutes and feels like 2 hours. And some people in it are unlikeable and stupid and cringey. Like the dudes who sell ice cream. And that NEVER had to happen. They’re just random characters. I know they come and help to kill the clowns but they never do anything. So they’re just characters for no reason. So It was not the greatest movie (in fact of course it wasn’t I give it 4.5 stars)