FI Horror Recaps #75: Us

I got the numbers wrong, I’ve seen 75 horror movies. My last post said sixty-four. Sorry!

I love this movie! In my opinion, it’s unlike most horror films because I actually found it scary! Good jumpscares, it was so scary. The soundtrack is so good. The storyline is so original. It’s a beautiful shot film. It’s a modern classic in my eyes! It’s a top 10 horror film and top 20 movies of all time! Now, I know, I’m sounding way to generous, but MY GOD THIS FILM WAS EXCELLENT. Now, It is no way top 5 and it’s probably not top 10, top 15 more like.

Things like The Shinning, OG Scream, Child’s Play, Nightmare On Elm Street, 2017 It are better and better examples of top 10 horror films, but oh my god this movie is sooo awesome. Those red suits. YUCK! It makes you feel uncomfortable, and I love that. A horror movie that makes me scared is incredible because I can easily tell my self ‘Eh! Freddy Krueger’s not real! But I love this movie anyway!’

And I can do that with most films, but this COULD be real. Not the part about them looking like the family, but the part about the red costumes and sneaking in there house. Oh, I won’t spoil it, but the twist at the end is so confusing but awesome. NO ONE could have guest it. Don’t lie that it’s predictable!

9 out of 10

FI Horror Recaps #64: Halloween Kills

I am bringing back FI horror recaps!

Halloween Kills 2022

This movie was pretty good.

I mean, no where near as good as Halloween I, obviously. DUH!

Not as good as Halloween II, better than Halloween III (Because halloween 3 was straight up GARBAGE) and better than Halloween IV by a little. I’m not even gonna bother watching Halloween V and the remakes, because aparently the series goes down hill fast.

But, this movie felt like a requal. Reboot, sequal. Scream V made that up in the new film. I mean, I like this film but it doesn’t really need to excist. It’s just Michael Myers, killing a bunch of people. Meanwhile the old gang try to defeat him again, and they don’t do anything for most of it. They just say random stuff like ‘THIS ENDS TONIGHT!’ Or whatever the old man says 🤣

In Halloween II it was ‘I SHOT HIM SIX TIIIIMES!’

Solid 6 out of 10, just above mid. Nothing bad, nothing awesome. Nothing more, nothing less.

Cobra Kai Season 4 Vs. Stranger Things 4

This was SO HARD. Just saying, which ever loses is still amazing and literally as good.

So how this will work is we will have catagories. Which ever wins gets a point. At the end will be the winner.

Round One: Impact.

Which one is more famous? More iconic? I think it’s obvious. It’s Stranger Things. It’s INSANE how popular this season is. The fact that it’s the most watched season of ANYTHING on Netflix is crazy considering how it’s not even a year old. You can’t go five tik-toks with out seeing it on your FYP.

Round two: Fast-Pace.

Now, this one is a little dificult. I mean, Stranger Things Season 4 Episode 1 gets into straight away but the vecna thing doesn’t. They don’t find out heaps about him for a wee-bit. But, for Cobra Kai, you know the point of Season 4 by the end of season 3 because it ends in a cliffhanger. So, Cobra Kai gets it.

Stranger Things: ONE Cobra Kai: ONE

Round Three: Action.

Now, both of the season’s action is amazing. That scene in cobra kai S4E2 at the roller skate is awesome and the fight is great but it’s basiacly just Karate fighting. Or it IS just Karate fighting. Stranger Things has combat with MONSTERS. Now, Vecna is not as good as people say he is because he is a Freddy Krueger rip-off. But, Vecna is over-powered and he is pretty darn cool! Now, the fighting is awesome in Cobra Kai, but Stranger Things 4 takes the W for this one.

2 to 1.

Next up:

Round Four: Characters

This is hard. But I will tell you straight away the winner. Stranger Things.

Now, I think Miguel, Sam and Hawk and Johnny are all amazing. They are awesome but none of them had there best season. They were still great but it didn’t feel as there. But Stranger Things 4 has Eddie and Eleven. Eddie, the new character is the second best character in the series, behind Eleven. He’s awesome. Everyone likes him.

SPOILER ALERT! BIG HUGE ONE!…..

It was so sad when he died. Eleven also had an amazing season. You feel so bad when she (SPOILERS!)…. gets bullied. At least she shows them who’s boss. But, since she(MORE SPOILERS) didn’t have her telekenesis, she was lucky.

Round Five: More Rewatchable.

So, I think Cobra Kai 4 is more watchable because the episodes are shorter and more fast paced. I think it goes quite quickly and heaps happens. But even though they one it’s
STRANGER THINGS: 3 COBRA KAI: 2

I love them both, but Stranger Things takes the crown.